Friends Episode 1 Season 1:The one where Monica gets a new roommate.
老友记第1季第1集：莫妮卡的新室友。
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Monica: There’s nothing to tell. It’s just some guy I work with. 没什么可说的。只不过是我的同事而已。 Joey: C’mon, you’re going out with the guy. There’s gotta be something wrong with him! 少来了，你和那个人出去约会，他一定是有什么问题！ Chandler: All right, Joey. Be nice. So does he have a hump? A hump and a hairpiece? 好啦，乔伊，嘴下留德。他驼背吗？驼背又带假发？ Phoebe: Wait, does he eat chalk? ‘Cause I don’t want her to go through what I went through with Carl, oh! 慢着，他吃粉笔吗？我只是不想她重蹈我和卡尔的覆辙。喔！ Monica: Okay, everybody relax. Relax. This is not even a date. It’s not. It’s just two people going out to dinner and not having sex. 好吧，大家淡定。淡定。这甚至都不算是约会。完全不算。只不过是两个人出去吃晚餐，也不做爱。 Chandler: Sounds like a date to me. 听起来简直就像是一个约会。 Chandler: Alright, so I’m back in high school, I’m standing in the middle of the cafeteria, and I realize I am totally naked. 好啦，回到中学那个时候，我站在自助餐厅中央，突然发现自己全身赤裸。 All: Oh, yeah. Had that dream. 哦，耶，做过那样的梦。 Chandler: Then I look down and I realize there is a phone…there. 然后我低头一看，发现有一支电话……在那儿。 Joey: Instead of. Chandler: That’s right! 而不是……？没错！ Joey: Never had that dream. 从没做过那样的梦。 Chandler: All of a sudden, the phone starts to ring. 突然，那个电话响起来了。 Chandler: Now I don’t know what to do? Everybody starts looking at me. 然后我不知道该怎么办，大家都开始看着我。 Monica: They weren’t looking at you before? 之前他们就没看着你？ Chandler: Finally, I figure I’d better answer it. 最后，我觉得应该接这个电话。 Chandler: And it turns out it’s my mother. Which is very, very weird because she never calls me. 结果是我妈妈（打来的）。这十分十分的奇怪，因为她从来不给我打电话。 Ross: Hi. 嗨。 Joey: This guy says “Hello”，I wanna kill myself. 这家伙说句“你好”，我都想自杀。 Monica: You okay? Sweetie! 亲爱的，你还好吧？ Ross: I just feel like someone reached down my throat, grabbed my small intestine pulled it out of my mouth, and tied it around my neck. 注释:intestine：肠。 我就感觉好像有人将手伸进我的喉咙，抓住我的小肠，从我的嘴里拉出来再缠在我的脖子上。 Chandler: Cookie? 要饼干吗？ Monica: Carol moved her stuff out today. 卡箩今天搬走了她的东西。 Monica: Let me get you some coffee. 我给你弄杯咖啡。 Ross：Thanks. 谢谢。 Ross: No, Oh! No don’t! Stop cleansing my aura. Just leave my aura alone, okay? 不，喔！不，不要！不要清理我的气息！离我的气息远点，好吗？ Phoebe：Fine, be murky. 注释:murky：阴郁的，抑郁的。 好吧！继续抑郁吧！ Ross: I’ll be fine, alright? Really, everyone. I hope she’ll be happy. 我会没事的，好不好？真的，各位，我希望她会幸福。 Monica: No, you don’t. 不，你并不希望。 Ross: No I don’t, to hell with her, she left me! 不，我不会的，让她见鬼去吧，是她抛弃了我！ Joey: You never knew she was a lesbian? 你从来都不知道她是女同性恋？ Ross: No! Okay? Why does everyone keep fixating on that? 不知道！行了吧？为什么每个人总是揪着这点不放？ Ross: She didn’t know. How should I know? 她都不知道，我又怎么会知道？ Chandler: Sometimes I wish I was a lesbian. Did I say that out loud? 有时候我希望我是女同性恋。我大声说出来啦？ Ross: I told Mom and Dad last night. They seemed to take it pretty well. 我昨晚告诉爸爸妈妈了，他们似乎很好地接受了。 Monica: Oh, really? So that hysterical phone call I got from a woman sobbing at 3:00 A.M. , “I’ll never have grandchildren, I’ll never have grandchildren.” was what? A wrong number? 注释:hysterical：歇斯底里的。 噢，真的吗？那我凌晨三点接到一个歇斯底里的女人打来的电话，她在电话中抽泣说“我不会有孙子了，我不会有孙子了 ” 那是怎么回事？打错电话啦？ Ross: Sorry. 对不起。 Joey: Alright Ross, look, you’re feeling a lot of pain right now. You’re angry. You’re hurting. 没事的，罗斯。听着，你现在感到很痛苦，你很生气，你感到很受伤。 Joey: Can I tell you what the answer is? Strip joints! 注释:Strip joints：脱衣舞俱乐部。 我能告诉你答案是什么吗？脱衣舞俱乐部！ Joey: C’mon, you’re single! Have some hormones. 拜托，你单身了，注入一些荷尔蒙吧！ Ross: See，but I don’t want to be single, okay? 可我不想单身，好不好？ Ross: I just…I just，I just want to be married again. 我只是……我只是，我只是想再婚。 Chandler: And I just want a million dollars! 而我只想要100万美金！ Monica: Rachel? 瑞秋？ Rachel: Oh, God, Monica hi! Thank God! 噢，老天，莫妮卡，你好，感谢上帝！ Rachel: I just went to your building, and you weren’t there, and this guy with a big hammer said that you might be here, and you are you are. 我刚到你那里去，而你不在，那个拿着大锤子的家伙说你可能在这里，你真在这里，你真在这里。 Waitress：Can I get you some coffee? 给你来点咖啡？ Monica: Decaf. 注释:Decaf: 无咖啡因的咖啡。 无咖啡因的。 Monica: Okay, everybody, this is Rachel, another Lincoln High survivor. 好了，各位，这位是瑞秋，林肯高中的另一个幸存者。 Monica: This is everybody. This is Chandler and Phoebe and Joey. And, you remember my brother, Ross? 这就是各位啦，这是钱德勒，菲比和乔伊。还有，你还记得我哥哥罗斯吗？ Rachel: Sure! 当然。 Ross：Hi。 你好。 Monica: So You wanna tell us now, or are we waiting for four wet bridesmaids? 那么你是现在告诉我们呢，还是说我们等四位湿漉漉的伴娘来？ Rachel: Oh God…Well, it started about a half hour before the wedding. 哦，天呐，好吧，这大概发生在婚礼前半个小时。 Rachel: I was in the room where we were keeping all the presents, and I was looking at this gravy boat. 我当时在放置礼品的房间里，我正看着那个船型酱汁杯。 Rachel: This really gorgeous Limoges gravy boat. When all of a sudden I realized…Sweet ‘n’ Lo? 注释:Limoges gravy boat: Limoges 里摩日，一种法国名牌餐具。Gravy boat：船型酱汁杯。 注释:Sweet’n’Lo：sweet and low的简称，既甜又低热量，低脂糖。 那是个非常好看的船型酱汁杯。当时，突然，我意识到……低脂糖？ Rachel: I realized that I was more turned on by this gravy boat than by Barry! 我发现比起巴里，这个船型酱汁杯更让我冲动！ Rachel: And then I got really freaked out, and that’s when it hit me: How much Barry looks like Mr. Potato Head. Y’know, I mean, I always knew he looked familiar, but. 然后我真是吓到了，就在那时我突然想到：巴里看起来有多像土豆头先生，你们知道的，我的意思是，我总觉得他看起来很眼熟，但是…… Rachel: Anyway, I just had to get out of there, and I started wondering, “Why am I doing this, ” and “Who am I doing this for?” 无论如何，我必须离开那里，然后我开始思考：“我为什么这样做”以及“我这样做为了谁？” Rachel: So anyway, I just didn’t know where to go, and I know that you and I have kinda drifted apart, but you’re the only person I knew who lived here in the city. 反正我不知道该去哪里，而且我知道你和我有点疏远了，但你是我认识的人里唯一住在这个城市的。 Monica: Who wasn’t invited to the wedding. 没被邀请参加婚礼的人。 Rachel: Ooh, I was kinda hoping that wouldn’t be an issue… 噢，我有点希望这不是什么问题…… Monica: Now I’m guessing that he bought her the big pipe organ, and she’s really not happy about it. 注释:pipe organ：管风琴。 现在我猜他给她买了个大管风琴，而她很不喜欢。 Chandler: Tuna or egg salad! Decide! 金枪鱼或鸡蛋沙拉？快决定！ Ross：I’ll have whatever Christina’s having. 克莉丝汀有什么我就要什么。 Rachel: Daddy, I just I can’t marry him. I’m sorry. I just don’t love him. Well, it matters to me! 爸爸，我就是不能嫁给他！对不起，我就是不爱他。额，但那对我很重要！ Phoebe: “If I let go of my hair, my head will fall off. ” “如果我松开我的头发，我的头会掉下来的。” Chandler: Ooh, she should not be wearing those pants. 噢，她真不应该穿那条裤子。 Joey: I say push her down the stairs. 我说把她推下楼梯。 All: Push her down the stairs! Push her down the stairs! Push her down the stairs! 把她推下楼梯！推下楼梯！推下楼梯！ Rachel: C’mon Daddy, listen to me! It’s like, it’s like, all of my life, everyone has always told me, “You’re a shoe! You’re a shoe, you’re a shoe, you’re a shoe!’. 爸爸，听我说！就好像，就好像在我一生中，每个人都告诉我，“你是鞋子！你是鞋子，你是鞋子，你是鞋子！” Rachel: And today I just stopped and I said, What if I don’t wanna be a shoe? What if I want to be a，a purse? Y’know? Or a，or a hat! 然后今天，我制止了，我说：假如我不想成为鞋子呢？如果我想成为一个包？你知道吗，或者，嗯，一个帽子！” Rachel: No, I don’t want you to buy me a hat! I’m saying I am a ha…It’s a metaphor, Daddy! 不，我不是让你给我买帽子，我是说我是一顶帽……这是个比喻，老爸！ Ross: You can see where he’d have trouble. 你能发现他哪里出了问题。 Rachel: Look, Daddy, it’s my life. Well, maybe I’ll just stay here with Monica. 爸爸，这是我的生活。也许我可以和莫妮卡住在一起。 Monica: Well, I guess we’ve established she’s staying here with Monica… 额，我想我们都确定了她和Monica住这里了…… Rachel: Well, maybe that’s my decision. Well, maybe I don’t need your money. Wait! I said maybe! 也许那是我的决定，呵，也许我不需要你的钱。等等！我是说也许！ Monica: Just breathe, breathe…that’s it. Just try to think of nice calm things. 呼吸，呼吸，就这样。试着只想一些让你镇定的好东西。 Phoebe: Raindrops on roses And whiskers on kittens. Doorbells and sleigh bells. And something with mittens La la la something. And noodles with string… 玫瑰上的雨滴，还有猫的胡须，门铃和雪橇铃还有小手套。啦啦啦，还有一些面条…… Rachel: I’m all better now. 我现在好多了。 Phoebe: I helped. 我帮上忙啦！ Monica: Okay, look, this is probably for the best, y’know? 听着，这或许是最好的结果，知道吗？ Monica: Independence. Taking control of your life. The whole, ‘hat’ thing. 独立了，把握自己的生活。就像你说的“帽子”的事情。 Joey: And hey, you need anything, you can always come to Joey. 还有，你还需要什么，你随时可以来找乔伊。 Joey: Me and Chandler live right across the hall. And He’s away a lot. 我和钱德就住在对面。而且他经常不在。 Monica: Joey, Stop hitting on her! It’s her wedding day. 乔伊，不要勾引她了！今天是她结婚的日子！ Joey: What, like there’s a rule or something? 怎么啦，好像这还有什么规定吗？ Chandler: I got it. Please don’t do that again. It’s a horrible sound. 我来。请不要再这么干了，这是很难听的声音。 Paul：Uh, It’s, it’s Paul. 额，我是，我是保罗。 Monica: Oh, God, is it 6:30? Buzz him in. 噢，天呐，到6:30了吗？让他进来！ Joey: Who’s Paul? 谁是保罗？ Ross: Paul, the wine guy? Paul? 保罗，“酒男”保罗？ Monica: Maybe. 也许是吧。 Joey: Wait a minute. Your ‘not a real date’ tonight is with Paul the Wine Guy? 等等，你今晚的“不是真正约会” 是和“酒男”保罗？ Ross: He finally asked you out? Monica: Yes! 他终于约你出去啦？是的！ Chandler: Ooh, this is a Dear Diary moment. 噢，这可真是个可以载入日记的时刻。 Monica: Rach, wait, I can cancel…. 瑞秋，等等，我可以取消…… Rachel: Ooh God, Please, no, go, I’ll be fine! 不，天啊，拜托，不用了，你去吧，我挺好的！ Monica: Ooh, Ross, are you okay? I mean, do you want me to stay? 哦，罗斯，你还好吧？我是说，你希望我留下来吗？
老友记.本章节注释
intestine：肠。 murky：阴郁的，抑郁的。 hysterical：歇斯底里的。 Strip joints：脱衣舞俱乐部。 Decaf: 无咖啡因的咖啡。 Limoges gravy boat: Limoges 里摩日，一种法国名牌餐具。Gravy boat：船型酱汁杯。 Sweet’n’Lo：sweet and low的简称，既甜又低热量，低脂糖。 pipe organ：管风琴。
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